If there’s one thing you can guarantee about Danny Dyer, it’s that nothing he does is ever forgettable. Whether he’s getting lairy as Harry Potter in Last One Laughing, raving it up in Human Traffic, or being frightfully charming – not to mention sexy and endearing – in Rivals, Dyer has a particular magnetism about him that just hits different. So it should come as no surprise that when it comes to posing for photos – be it on red carpets or leaning against double decker buses with his giant face on it – the rules apply. He can’t help himself but be different, and do things his way.

Dyer’s love for West Ham is so pure it’s probably on the wrong side of being a healthy obsession. He’s been a devoted Hammers supporter all his life and likes to remind us when given the chance. One way, like at the Royal Television Society Programme Awards in London earlier in the week, is to throw up the crossed Hammers pose. And knowing Dyer, he’s probably fully aware the footie gesture serves a very important horological purpose – it lifts his sleeves just enough to get a peak at what UK perfect replica watches he’s wearing, the big flirt.
On this occasion, it is certainly one to be proud about. A grail-worthy best copy Patek Philippe Nautilus ref 5711/1R-001 watches, no less. It’s the kind of watch that would bag remarks like ‘laaavly’ and ‘nice one bruvva’ on the terraces. With a rose gold case and bracelet, it’s a nice balance between understated and all-out bling. And a brown dial that will patina like fine wine only adds to the sexiness.

Some lesser known facts about Dyer’s 5711/1R-001 AAA fake watches for you: it was produced between 2015 and 2021, and it uses Patek’s self-winding calibre 324 S C movement, which packs in up to 45 hours of power reserve. It also has 120 metres of water resistance though if Dyer’s anywhere near water, we can’t see him leaving the sun lounger.
Sure, he could have gone for a gold Daytona, or a Royal Oak. But for an actor touching on national treasure territory, the UK cheap super clone Patek Philippe Nautilus watches are right at home. You can wear it with a suit (and two-tone loafers if you so please) but it looks just as killer with more casual fits – as per Dyer’s Marching Powder press run.
Patek Philippe was founded in 1839 and is one of the oldest and grailiest watchmakers in the game. In the Nautilus, it has a model that sings with all of the Swiss brand’s prestige. Designed by Gérald Genta, the guy who also designed the AP Royal Oak in 1976, and inspired by the portholes on ships, it amped up the luxury sports watch game to the max. But getting one is a hard nut to crack; on the secondary market these go for north of £100k. Throw in high quality replica Patek Philippe watches’ limited production numbers, waiting lists and controlled supply, and you’re looking at some serious collector catnip.

Given Danny Dyer is everyone’s favourite gem of a hard man, it makes sense he’s the owner of one of the hardest top fake watches of all time. And he certainly knows how to let people know about it.